Well, well, well....

Seeing as how the groundhog's shadow has been duly spotted and its existence thusly recorded, it may be noted that 6 more years of nuclear winter are to be expected.  Consider this, barring divine (i.e. devoted) intervention of one Clyde Foster, the internet's version of Haley's comet.

Damn, and you didn't see it, cause you don't have DirectTV. 

Losers.